...doesn't understand mean people.

...is probably on Twitter right now.

...has had more hairstyles than Madonna.

...is totally prepared for the impending zombie attack.

...eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

...blogs entirely too much.

...can kick your butt.

...survived catholic school.

...has a fridge full of veggies & a head full of ideas.

...can easily eat her weight in pizza.

...actually enjoys running.